Cats that are impossible to find stock

"Alfalfa Romeo" (alfalfaromeodos) 06/30/2015 at 14:00 • Filed to: Useless lists

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I’m sure that on many occasions, you are watching cat videos on the Internet and say “gee, I think I want one of those”. Then you search online to find that all of the available cats you want have all been heavily modified, and it’s near impossible to find the model you want in stock form.

Below are some of the more common, and egregious, kitty modifications.

1. Kitty Sweaters

The poor thing just doesn’t know what to do with itself. So undignified. Most of the time, they’re not even wearing pants!

2. Dapper Kitty

Or Purrlock Holmes, if you will.

Okay nevermind, this is fucking adorable, 10/10 would buy.

3. Raccoon

Sometimes they may seem cute, but they will tear your face off.

4. AT-AT

Before everyone jumps on me and says “that’s a dog, you idiot”, I say fuck you its the best costume ever because Star Wars.

Some cats may appear stock, but in reality there has either been some detrimental re-wiring or weight reduction in the nether regions.

Sorry buddy, your royal bloodline will not be continued.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Alfalfa Romeo 06/30/2015 at 14:02

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Nothing wrong with a meowdified cat.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Alfalfa Romeo 06/30/2015 at 14:03

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Thanks for the heads up in case I ever decide to look at them.

and 100 more > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 06/30/2015 at 14:08

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Best cat advice I’ve ever heard is, “Never adopt another man’s purr-oject”.

Coty > Alfalfa Romeo 06/30/2015 at 14:11

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But if you happen to be out and about and see a cat with a beard, or in this case a “chin-spoiler” be sure to post it here .

Alfalfa Romeo > Coty 06/30/2015 at 14:13

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Well that is...oddly specific.

Good for them?

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > and 100 more 06/30/2015 at 14:20

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Especially if it needs new cat-a-licked-it converters.

Vimto > Alfalfa Romeo 06/30/2015 at 14:42

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‘weight reduction’ is probably hands down the best way Ive ever heard spaying/neutering described as.

Admiral-cb > Alfalfa Romeo 06/30/2015 at 18:24

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This post makes me think you are trying to attract pussy.